- Cracken Twist
- Antilles Manuver
- A-Wing Slash (should also be an entire sub-genre of fanfic)
- Bantha Decoy
- Bothan Fade (this should also be a haircut)
- Carom Shot
- Core Overload
- Corellian Slip
- Feint and Backstab (I feel like this would be two drinks, maybe Feint is a virgin version of the Backstab)
- Friendly Hutt
- Gravity Dive
- Kenobi Offensive (this should be blue, and possibly also on fire)
- Kettch’s Drill
- Loran Spitball
- Mandalorian Surrender
- Smuggler’s Click, or possibly CLIQUE, which should be the name of a bar.
- Solo Slingshot or Solo Slide, just anything named after Han ok
- Tallon Roll, or Tallon Split, or something to make Myn cry (not the correct number of Ls, oh well)
- Thrawn Pincer, which should also be blue
This has been your daily Sarah Spends Way Too Much Time On Wookieepedia post, thank you and goodnight.
MAKE IT SO, INTERNET. I particular look forward to the Cracken Twist, Kettch’s Drill, and the Loran Spitball.
Where’s Mary when you need her?
What, no Kessel Run?
I look forward to being able to order a virgin Thrawn Pincer.
Faith, let’s figure out some way to combine shit and invent these.