skalja:

clubjade:

chaosbria:

barbiejedi:

• Cracken Twist
• Antilles Manuver
• A-Wing Slash (should also be an entire sub-genre of fanfic)
• Bantha Decoy
• Bothan Fade (this should also be a haircut)
• Carom Shot
• Core Overload
• Corellian Slip
• Feint and Backstab (I feel like this would be two drinks, maybe Feint is a virgin version of the Backstab)
• Friendly Hutt
• Gravity Dive
• Kenobi Offensive (this should be blue, and possibly also on fire)
• Kettch’s Drill
• Loran Spitball
• Mandalorian Surrender
• Smuggler’s Click, or possibly CLIQUE, which should be the name of a bar.
• Solo Slingshot or Solo Slide, just anything named after Han ok
• Tallon Roll, or Tallon Split, or something to make Myn cry (not the correct number of Ls, oh well)
• Thrawn Pincer, which should also be blue

This has been your daily Sarah Spends Way Too Much Time On Wookieepedia post, thank you and goodnight.

MAKE IT SO, INTERNET.  I particular look forward to the Cracken Twist, Kettch’s Drill, and the Loran Spitball.

Where’s Mary when you need her?

What, no Kessel Run?

I look forward to being able to order a virgin Thrawn Pincer.

Faith, let’s figure out some way to combine shit and invent these.